when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Congratulations! We have a period
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