I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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