omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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