I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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