i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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