can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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