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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?

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(785): View more from Kansas

This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday

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(250): View more from British Columbia

is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?

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(410): View more from Maryland

My mouth holds just enough water for my bong

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(231): View more from Michigan

Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!

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(407): View more from Florida

Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.

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(641): View more from Iowa

I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09

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