he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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