i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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