I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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