So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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