Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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