do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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