Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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