She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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