Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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