How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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