ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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