Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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