babies were throwing up all over the place
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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