I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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