Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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