Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
