pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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