I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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