You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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