well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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