The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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