Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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