He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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