census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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