'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
ugly people sure do ruin things
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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