we're blogging at a bar
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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