Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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