i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
