69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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