Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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