Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
