ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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