Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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