It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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