garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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