I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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