Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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