don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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