Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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