I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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