she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
operation harelip BJ is a go
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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