Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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