So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
