Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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