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say what?
wanna hang out?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
