bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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