she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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