Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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