You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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